Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
be right there i have to get my cape
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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