It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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