OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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