Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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