Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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