i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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