glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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