She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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