He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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