You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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