This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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