my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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