Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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