he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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