maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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