haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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