the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Randomize
