have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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