If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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