party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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