I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Im part way to drunk.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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