I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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