What a fucking waste of an outfit
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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