this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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