Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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