don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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