fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just found a bag of teeth...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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