As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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