Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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