im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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