I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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