they need to just BURY HIM!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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