Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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