If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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