i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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