About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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