i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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