I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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