Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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