he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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