I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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