everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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