I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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