It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Randomize