i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Randomize
