at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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