before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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