p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
false alarm, still single
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
