he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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