i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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