FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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