Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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