Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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