Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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